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1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?

He was hooked on trees his whole life.

2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had very low elf esteem.

3. What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?

Hits a gnome and runs.

4. What do you call a broke Santa Claus?

Saint-nickel-less.

5. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

6. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?

His wife was a total flake.

7. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?

Because every single buck is dear to him!

8. What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?

A Christmas quacker.

9. What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?

Crisp Pringles.

10. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

They’re into all the wrapping.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A:  A Christmas quacker

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

A: ‘Tis the season to be jelly

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A: The Christmas alphabet has noel

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A: A cookie sheet

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